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A person usually an albino white kid with dark hair. They cry and complain about how life sucks but really they just need to smoke a joint once in a while. They wear tight jeans because they think everyone is gay like them and likes looking at their disgusting tight bodies. They wear tight shirts too because they are fucked up. They sometimes wear glasses, retarded shoes, and they listen to stupid bands like Coldplay and Slipknot. And then they got their whole ear pierce bullshit, and emo tatoos. Also if you want to be emo you need to follow a specific guideline. 1. Be an albino middle class white kid 2. Act all cool on a skateboard. 3. Be sad and bitchy all the time. 4. Have a small 2 inch dick. 5. Be a fucking faggot. 6. Worship Satan 7. Cut your wrists Follow those steps and you're an emo.
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