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A phrase coined by folk-hop rapper Why? (Yoni Wolf). Dumb Hummer refers to a person who unquestioningly supports and glorifies the military to such an extent that they adopt military customs into civilian life. Someone who drives a Hummer and wears military-issue clothing such as camoflauge and dogtags, but has never been in the armed-services. These people often spit pro-military rhetoric in a knee-jerk way, without fully thinking through the situation. When questioned about military policy, they will often act as if being attacked and assume a defensive position, never considering the validity of any opinion that differs from their own. "If you've ever sipped Guinness through a cigarette filter, or unwittingly tailored your style after the war-footing of your nation's leaders, or wore fatigues in a civilian's way, or fit a Hum-V through the narrower streets, downtown seeking parking on a Friday night, getting lodged in a metal way, then that's you." ~Why? "Dumb Hummer"
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