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A space-opera fairy tale apparently believed by otherwise mentally-functioning adults, and which was simply made up by L. Ron Hubbard who famously proclaimed: "if you want to make a million dollars, start a religion!" The Church of Scientology was born. Remarkably, "Scientology" is banned in Germany because even those very contrite Germans don't have to take THAT degree of bullshit. Ron L Hubbard maybe did not specifically mention kissing major celebrity ass to attract lots of gullible people to "Scientology". But all that Celebrity ass-kissing works really well for sucking in the 'recruits' - new members who are then systematically brainwashed, exploited and have their entire lives controlled, cult-style. Also you may not know of Ronnie's "faithful" members causing stupid harm other members' lives if such member comes to their senses and try to get OUT of Sci-fi 'tology. You can go debunk "Scientology" right now on the website Operation Clambake: www.http://www.xenu.net/ ... unless you happen to already BE a 'Scientologist' in which case you are given a special COS web browser that blocks out all reality from your computer screen.
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