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noun(n.)- Anyone who is extremely "jewish" or "cheap" with their money. Constantly seeking free items and left overs in a desperate attempt to save their quarters to buy a new menorah. Often but not always a carlson is equiped with an substantial sized nose which frequently pisses off his gay friends because it interferes with his dick sucking. Carlsons can be found at most Jewish temples searching for innocent little boys and their booties. Although all of these things above are mostly true one thing about a Carlson is always true; his mother is one fine looking lady that any man would be foolish to turn down.
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