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An insult to literature; the absolute worst book of the Twilight Saga  Summary: -Bella (18 year old human) and Edward (108 year old vampire) get married. -Bella and Edward have vampire sex and Bella ends up with bruises and feathers all over her body (Edward bit a pillow) -Her eggo gets preggo (major plot hole- Edward is a vampire so his sperm is dead) with a demon child that sucks her blood and breaks her ribs, pelvis, and spine from the inside of her uterus. -Edward gives Bella a C-section with his teeth.  -They name the baby RENESMEE. poor kid. gonna get beat up in the school yard. :/ -Bella becomes a vampire and they have sex a bunch of times. -Volturi want to kill Renesmee -For 200 pgs, they fret and worry about how they're all gonna die -They convince the Volturi Renesmee isn't a threat. That's right, no fight scene or anything. -They live happily ever after. Even the title of the last chapter is titled "Happily Ever After"  I recommend this book to: airheads, morons, anyone who wants to spoon their eyes out

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