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in-KOP-pə-tənt\ 1. A sometimes fat, but always lazy cop, who is not qualified for his or her job. 2. A inadequate police officer, who tries as hard as he can, not to arrest people, just so he can avoid writing reports. 3. A police officer who finds doing his job gets in the way of going on trips to Lake Havasu. 4. Any Douchebag who happens to have a badge.
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