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The southern most state in the Continental US.  People who live there range from hot girls in thongs to old geriatric patients.  Anyone can get a drivers license in Florida; they come in cereal boxes as surprises.  The education sucks there, while taxes keep rising.  The main attractions are Walt Di$ney World, Universal Studios, Busch Gardens, Miami, Key West, and Panama Beach, although most Floridians have no idea they have a panhandle, let alone a city named Panama.  Ask any Floridan what the capital is, and most will say Miami, thanks to the wonderful education system.  Florida is also home to some of the best beaches in the East.  What Florida lacks in social skills, it more than makes up in social life, as the clubs and beaches are filled with georgeous women (and men, if that's your preference) who know how to party, with or without others.  Although Florida is technically a "Southern" state, it is very liberal in its thinking in the major metropolitan areas.  Those centers allow for openly gay relationships, interracial dating, and other things the "South" traditionally stands against.  However, away from those metro areas, the people become even less educated than the others and the true "Southern" mentality comes out.  Very conservative in their own right, centers like Ocala and Lake City have very high majority rednecks.  As a whole, however, despite its flaws, Florida is, and will always be, America's favorite place to migrate.

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