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Speed Beer is a relatively new drinking made up by Jeph Jaques for his comic "Questionable Content". It involves sledding and a hell of a lot of beer. You Will Need: -A big snowy hill -Cookie Pans/ Cafeteria Trays/ Sleds -A lot of beer (A keg will do nicely) -A designated person to make sure you don't get hypothermia from passing out in the snow -Plastic Cups The rules are fairly simple: -Take your beer, and sleds (Cookie pans and cafeteria trays are preferred)to the top a snowy hill. -Fill your cup -Now sled while holding your cup! -When you reach the bottom, drink whatever is left in your cup -Repeat this process in turns Build a ramp, for hilarity will surely ensue.
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