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kah-boof verb The act of a) ejaculating in one's pants. b) excreting in one's pants. c) both ejaculating and excreting in one's pants. I.E. (for the simple minded) jizzing and/or shitting yourself. Possibly at the same time. Usually caused by a sense of overwhelming happiness, shock, or awe. When used in a sentence, the listener is led to believe that the speaker did one of three things: jizzed, shit, or both together. The speaker may not specify what their kaboof included.
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