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Someone who is aged under 45 but has been spending too much time either with or fantasising over, Old people... This can lead to the said person behaving in a range of strange manners including: a) forgetting things b)gradually changing their wardrobe to look like an old person c) telling others that 'things weren't like this when I was young' d)wanting to have sex with old people e) taking lewd photographs of old people without their knowledge or consent e) being arrested for tapping up old people
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