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A coffeehead is someone who enjoys drinking 6 to 7 cups of coffee a day, preferably in a cafe with their laptop so everyone can see them write. Coffeeheads can usually be picked out doing: - buying coffee - dressing like their grandma/grandpa - smoking cigarettes - listening to somewhat indie music that no one has ever heard of, but plays constantly in cafes - petting a fat cat - reading/writing a novel and things along those lines Coffeeheads can usually be picked out wearing: - mocassins - skinny jeans that aren't too tight - sweater vests/cardigans - thick frame glasses - some form of a beret - a laptop/camera bag - flannels - scarfs (for men and women) - a large purse/man bag - tattoos and/or gauges
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