Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
One who insists on basing life around rules, lists, money, and perfectionism. An auld will go about life insisting complete and total control over any activity large or small that may or may not involve or even directly affect him/her. An auld believes that he/she is always "ahead of the game" when in actuality, the auld is the butt of all jokes and is viewed by others as comedic relief.
Text fits
Save
Cancel