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An actor who is funnier to use in "Chuck Norris jokes" instead of Chuck Norris simply beacause the fact of that he is more awesome. He is good friends with Jackie Chan. He speaks fluent japanese He is an Aikido master of 7th dan. He owns a dojo in japan. He is almost always seen in a ponytail. He is the greatest man alive. Besides making badass action movies, Steven Seagal also plays the guitar and sings. And of course he's in a band.
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