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Waking up hungover after a heavy night of drinking, often including blackouts and puking the superb act of being trashed - awakening to find a bunch of items that you don't actually own, on your drawers. These are drunk trophies, memorabilia from the night before. [Unfortunately] as you pick them up the memories often don't come back, why do I have this mascara set on my desk? Whose keys are these? Why is this screw driver here? If you've asked any of these questions you have been a victim (or more so abuser) of Drunken [Kleptomania]. Simply put, drunken kleptomania is a state in which you steal shit and [bring it back], but you were drunk, so drunk in fact that you don't remember how you procured said shit. FACT: 67% of men have participated in drunken kleptomania.
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