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(unit of measure)(Ne-l'\ee/) A unit of measure that determines how bored a person is, usually in school. One Neli equals about 1/3 of a suicidal thought. Formula for calculating Nelis: Time immersed in class or activity (minutes) / Staring out of window, or blanking out (number of times). T/B = N
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