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Overly Scottish individual concerned primarily with Scottish affairs such as devolution/drinking/xenophobia. Usually associated with north east Scotland. Not to be confused with 'Smackheids', who hate anyone not from their local area but lack the presence of thought to quantify their feelings, and the physical/mental ability to act on their feelings. Notable skills include fighting/taking offence at inanimate objects and rallying against those different to themselves. Frequently seen wearing traditional dress without good cause. All Jocks watch 'Braveheart' frequently believing it to be the best movie ever. They also enjoy despising the English, due to the scots not winning anything ever.
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