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Another nickname for 'James May' from Top gear, usually called this by his friends, Jeremy Clarkson and Richard 'Hamster' Hammond, James loves pies and hates the french. He likes classical music and smokes a pipe. He uses tampons to clean his motorbike. He possibly has a shed. He plays the keyboard. He likes the new Dacia Sandero He is the first person ever to go to the north pole, and didn't want to go there in the first place. His catchphrase is 'Oh Cock'
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