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A retarded ass, dumbfuck who thanx he is the shit, with a jew nose and greasy mushroom cut. He thanks he can go back to any girl and cares more about snowboarding then ANY of them. He has the worst ass lines and cant even cum up with any NEW ones. He is secretly in love with his best friend and they ass hump when they go up to his cabin. He ignores people once he thanks he has them even though they wont stick around forever. He is the most uncomfertable person to be around and ui thank he acctually thanks that people care about what he is saying when all he talks about is how he hurts himself so much. AND nobidy cares about all his sports. Its not like hes any good at them. so he should go fuck himself :)
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