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A town situated between Mossley and Ashton. Has a rubbish football team called Stalybridge Celtic. Has to incorporate shit areas of housing such as Ridgehill. Has some good clubs and pubs though - Stalyvegas ;) Got a new train station too, looks pretty good. Has a resident homeless dude called 'schnapps' 'cause that's what he's always drinking :D . Had another tramp called 'mad joe' but he suffocated in a clothes bin lmao! :) Stalybridge has a Tesco (good for doughnuts) and an annual 'jump in the canal from tesco bridge day' have fun :)
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