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noun: A truly hideous and unflattering outfit worn by all the blonde-haired biddies of Towson [University] in Maryland. It is primarily worn during the winter months, yet is extremely impractical as it does not provide [significant] warmth to the wearer. The Towson University Uniform consists of a Northface jacket, Ugg boots, black tights (without anything over them) and a Towson University T-shirt. The Towson University Uniform may be supplemented by a variety of accessories including but not limited to: a [Vera] Bradley handbag or purse, 4-inch jean skirt, cameltoe, trendy decorative scarf, or oversized sunglasses. The Towson University Uniform speaks volumes about the thickheadedness of some girls. You look [fucking retarded]! Have some respect for yourself and put some pants on for god's sake; no one wants to see your cameltoe! Ugg boots are a crime against nature. It's remarkable how many random girls at a public school could be wearing the same thing at any given time.
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