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A chav is like used toilet paper, you wouldn't want to go near it again. Female Chavs (Chavettes) tend to wear masses of make-up that's thicker than custard. They also wear skirts which are infact belt and have this growth coming off the side of their head which is s'pose to be some form of hairstyle. They also have monroe piercing which look like huge moles. Male chavs are loud and try to grab their penis to look 'ard even though we all know there not hard and there penis can not get hard in anyway because they all have vaginas. You can spot on of these chavs by identifying their tucked in tracksuits in their cheap knock-off trainers and their fake burbury because they can't afford the real shizz. I could go on but there's too much to say
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