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Hate dogs. The cats lived in an upsidedown house made of mirrors and ice and they were mexican. They have a pool in the back with a demon cow and they are never going to remodel their house because cats don't remodel they meow. There used to be 27 cats but now there's only 26 because one got hit by an airplane. And the rest of that cats work for the FBI of cats and they track down the bad cats that kill other cats because they hate cats that arent those certain cats that sell them drugs. To get high so the cats can feel like not cats. but all the cats are secretly giraffes named God.
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