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Masturbation is perfectly natural. almost all guys do this: Wait until your home alone or at night, then go to your room and close the door. take off all your clothes and grasp your penis in any or both hands. (make sure yiu have a box off kleenex near by) then slowly begin to rub your penis until you get to a pace you like, then rub faster at your choice of pace, then rub really fast until you ejaculate which feels really awsome, then wipe up the sperm (or in some cases, lick it up) this is best done while sitting in a chair or lying down, looking at porn or other sources of hornyness
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