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A very real problem. All you idiots out there who won't open your eyes and look past your own closed minded existence, all I can say is that when we've pumped so much CO2 into the atmosphere that you roof caves in, and the flood waters lift your house off the foundations, maybe you'll believe us. Here are seven reasons to believe it's real- 1) Scientific data. You say we're just experiencing the opposite of the ice age, its a natural cycle, scientists have looked at samples from Global Warming periods from the past, and the present is like that, only about 10 times worse. 2) George W. Bush also told us that Iraq had WoMD. we haven't found those yet, have we? 3) We still have ice samples from the last period of Global Warming. People in the future looking back won't have any from now, because the ice is melting to fast. 4) The oceans are rising at a rate we've never seen before, even in the fossil record. 5) Some scientists admitted to having tampered with data showing evidence that Global Warming exists and is a real problem. 6) Give me a better reason why the seasonal temperature changes have been more extreme than any other the earth has faced. 7) The Antarctic Shetland Islands have green grass growing on them, something we can tell from the fossil records hasn't happened since Antarctica settled in its present location.

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