Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
When a man's penis takes up 25% of his body weight, causing him to lean forward for no reason at public affairs and/or when he sees some hot shit and getting a boner, and making it possible for him to pick up the ladies... if you catch my drift. Damn I wish I was a cockapotimus. It would be awesome to have a dick like that. I would get laid so fast.
Text fits
Save
Cancel