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<Also known as R.B.S.> An affliction that oppresses young teenagers. Often considered a disease, Random Boner Syndrom is most active in those teenagers who are socially awkward, causing even more distress, embarrassment, and nervousness. Happening in random intervals, R.B.S. causes blood to flow at an accelerated pace into a young male's genitalia. This happening is known to created stiffness in one's genitalia; stiffness almost perceived as that of a bone. Even when not aroused, this will occur as a result of R.B.S. There is one time when R.B.S. is much more likely to result. This occasion is when talking, conversing, or being in the vicinity to attractive girls or women.
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