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Faith occurs when Hope and Charity, back in 2113 BC when they were still dating, had sex, and there brainchild, Faith, was born. Faith was a major disappointment because when Hope brought her daughter to God and asked him to bless her, God looked at her and realized she had a monkey tail, a giraffe neck, and a dog nose. Faith was shortly put into a gas chamber where she died instantly.
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