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My math teacher. She's fat, ugly, old, lonely, has no life. Is always whispering in your ear. She spits when she talks and she breathes on you. She can't teach for shit. Pretends she's married even though her name is MS. Cohan, pretends she has three sons and if you ask what their names were she only tells you that they wear nike hats. And Cohan is annoying as hell.
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