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-noun An omni-shredder is a small handheld device that turns anything fed into it to mulch. They're used to protect confidentiality in the workplace. If you modify it to wear it on your face and look like a mouth, you have what vorephiles call a meatmask. It puree's meat and bone and shoots a messy meat smoothie down the throat tube of the wolf-wannabe. A meatmask is illegal, like you didn't know.
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