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A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol. Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons. They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer. Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.
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