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Someone who sits in a public toilet taking a shit as silently as possible, not moving around or making any noise, with the intent of catching someone doing something embarrassing thinking they are not there. It is usually a good idea to duck down and check for shit ninjas before you do something that would otherwise be considered embarrassing.
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