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None of the below [definitions] have it right. The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows: 1. Pin somebody to the top of a table. 2. Pull their shirt up. 3. Strike with [tennis racket] hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*. 4. Pour syrup on their stomach*. Notice that: - It does not involve a [tennis racket] being firmly pressed anywhere. *Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.
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