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Malakia Greek Slang "Malakia" (abstract noun, plural "malakies") is used as -The literal act of masturbation -A slang word for semen specifically produced by that act. -It also can be used to describe nonsense. -An item considered worthless -A mistake, or (ironically and degradingly) a time-consuming non-productive action. The parallel exists since these actions are a way to consume excessive energy and satisfy a desire, more or less like wanking. The use of "malakia" to mean "masturbation" traces back to Medieval Greek. It is used in this sense in the Life of St. Andrew the Fool and in the Life of St. Niphon, both of which date to the tenth century.
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