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A national chain of stores specializing in sports related stuff.  Shoes, clothes, and equipment for any major sport or american passtime.  With their major sponsors being Nike, Under Armour, and ESPN, if you see some white guy wearing or using something either on ESPN or ESPN2 or even Fox Sports, you can probably find it at Dick's.  The main layout of most if not all stores is the same; excluding ofcourse for seasonal set changes and occasional set-up destruction by stupid ass kids who's parents are too busy looking at North Face appareal to watch them.  The shopping atmosphere is ideal, as the employees DO NOT work on commision and dont breathe down your neck urging you to make add-on buys or applying for their damn credit programs.  Rather, they are always easy to find as they wear those horrible green shirts, and typpicaly have a better-than-average knowledge of their products.  That being said, this place isnt cheap.  They only sell good shit and they know it.  Occasionaly you'll hear some jack-ass redneck trying to barter a price with one of the employees, but they dont give two shits, and next you hear the retard yelling, demanding to see a manager.  And if you stick around long enough, you can watch the manager tell the dumb-ass off and send them on thier merry way.  So bring money!

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