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the king crab blumpkin is prefaced by eating an excessive amount of spicy [japanese food] so as to make your blumpkin shit as liquid and rancid as possible. the kind crab blumpkin begins by picking the crabs out of your pubes while receiving blumpkin and strategically placing said crabs (pubic lice for you retards) throughout the hair of the female slobbing your knob. just as you're about to [shoot your load], wait until the aforementioned whore is in a downward bob, slide sideways [off the toilet] and forcefully slam her face into the asian frying oil you've been brewing in the toilet. ejaculate on the shocked, fried dumpling whore.
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