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A Wank And A Half, the yardstick for a women’s performance in bed. (see Wank Rank: A superior way of objectifying women.) Instead of the inaccurate number system, whereby a women is given a number based on their level of attractiveness between 1-10, she may be better objectified according to her performance, perceived or otherwise, in the sack. Using the act of masturbation as a unit of measurement, a women may be ranked like so, in no particular order: A Wank And A Half A Wank And A Bit A Wank And Three Quarters, if she’s really good. And… Worse Than A Wank Based on a universal, non-esoteric unit of measure, the Wank Rank is the preferred Lay-person’s description of women.
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