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If you are a known trouble maker and are regularly mean to people, you can obtain one of these so people can keep track of your unpleasant antics. This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean. It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose. Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.
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