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Hairy mythical beast. Dwells down plugholes to feast on giant spiders. Often works as a librarian or book-shop owner. closely related to Bill Bailey. If you see one, run away immediately. They are very dangerous and quick over short distances, as they have stump legs and run like pidgeons.
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