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a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls. Signs of an addict... 1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite 2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite 3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix
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