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The Russian War (also known as the Russian-English War) started on November 23rd, 2009. Though the exact time cannot be provided, it is estimated that the Russian War started around 7:00PM. Katelyn Ross, an English anti-Russian accent female activist is at the root of this war. With Emile Chuck Norris' Fortier as her first worshiper, Kateland (Katelyn Ross) became a dictator who would ignite and direct a war that is estimated to last for the next week or two.  How the war started:  Russian Guy: Where is the bathroom? (Russian Accent)  Katelyn: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Not the Russian English accent! NOOOOOOOO!!! We are doomed!!  Russian Guy: Hunh????  Katelyn: TAKE THIS ENGLISH FOR DUMMIES BOOK YOU... RUSSIAN!!!   The Katelyn-Russian war will be one of the most intense wars in the history of the world.  Note: The Katelyn-Russian war led to American believing that:  Canada + russians = communists  Canada + higher taxes + free health care + cheaper universities = communism  Canada + russians + free health care = free health care for communists Canada + free health care for communists = free health care for Castro!!!  Canada = Communism  Communism = War  Canada = WAR!!!!  Therefore, Americans will nuke Canada and jack all their natural resources.

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