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Some random who constantly tries to ask you out in what he thinks are really casual ways. And you finally think you've turned him down enough times that he'll take the hint. and then BAM "wanna go mini golfing?" no faran, no i do not. He remembers everything that's ever slipped out during conversation to the point where you start giving him false information in case he's writing it down in his dayplanner and saving it for further stalkage.
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