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The worship of toasters, and other machines that bring forth the Toast. Founded in 2008, Metallocrustomachinaism was created a way to worship a revolutionary new god. The story goes as follows: In the beginning, there was nothing but the Toaster, which was forever waiting to release its bread, thus creating the Universe. Finally, there was a sign. The lever on the Toaster began to rise. After one moon, the toaster rose up, and its bread was released. The Toast was shot into space, and upon this plane everything was created. To learn more about Metallocrustomachinaism, email ourtoast@gmail.com
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