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The Blues is a sexual position to which requires two people, one of which must be overweight. The overweight person must lie down compeletely naked whilst the other contender proceeds to pour Kraft brand macaroni and cheese into her vagina, she will then attempt to eat it and then regurgitate it back onto her vagina. The two will then continue with intercourse. Name derived from Kraft's slogan: "I've got the Blues"
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