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An inebriated female seduced by a desperate intoxicated male after a night of heavy drinking and letdowns at prior engagaments during the evening by the use of a McDonald's breakfast sandwich within the confines of the restaurant between the hours of 3:00 and 5:00 am. The McMiracle can be easily spotted swaying in her spot in line and gabbing with her equally unattractive counterpart. She generally is mildly overweight, wearing an excessive amount of makeup, has smeared mascara, a slagging down bra strap, and possibly a broken stilleto heel. She is low on self esteem and prime for a greasy meal and several hours of cuddling after her complimentary sandwich. Although the McMiracle is no trophy, she is a worthy consolation prize during a morning which likely includes pounding headaches, vomiting, and regret.
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