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Being stoned is a term overused and misunderstood in the smoking (bud)  community.   Being stoned is not a difficult task, but it cost about 40  dollars(around here things are expensive) and a nice hitting glass bong.Pack  this bowl pretty good. I personally have only been stoned once, but it was so  worthwhile  that I wanted to write a definition. Anyway, being stoned feels like you have  everything in your body weighted down by stones. (so stoned)Its incredibly  pleasurable just sit and stare blankly into space. You can hear people talking  in the background but its just a distant hum. Food tastes absolutely fantastic.  Moving, even though it is hard, feels so incredibly amazing. I was talking to my   friend, and was at the point of slight room-changing. I kept on imagining my  friend was George Bush. That was odd. At it was a little like teletubbies land  but then i would refocus my eyes and it would become real again. And i was so  stoned that I didn't realize that the tv show i was watching was in Spanish. I  took about 7 big bong rips out of my friends 3 footer. I was rendered pretty  useless, so I wouldn't recommend getting stoned and then driving.   So go out there, go get stoned, and respect the good green herb :)

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