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Ivan~ Synonym for Sexy. Typical Russian~ A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition. usually a jerk but can be the sweetest guy around body compost of 75% vodka has an odd obsession with Ak-47, mafia, and techno -says "blyat" before starting every sentance -ends sentances with "nahuy" -parents stay up in the kitchen with their friends drinking...later than youll stay up in your whole life. -eat;kapusta,kapchonka,perog s makam, borsh, salad olivye, and ookrayeenskiy tort. -get kicked out of the jcc -dont go to temple anymore -see a friend at a store like....marshalls.....t.j.maxx....or cohoes. -purposly look for clothes or marks on stuff that they can fix when they come home and still get a discount for -buy something, replace it, and use the old tag from the old thing -go to gayass new years celebrations at some russian restaraunt or apartment party house with an old russian guy singing balalyka. -bad accoustic guitar music that all sounds the same. also the sonova bich can party ALL night and still get A on math sci physucks etc
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