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-verb. To 'pat' someone is to throw one's excrement, especially faeces, at them. Ladies may also choose to throw used menstrual regalia instead of faecal matter. One may commit the ultimate pat by furnishing one's bowel with the necessary materials before positioning oneself directly above the head of a friend, relative or perhaps passing person, thence one proceeds to pat them right on the head.
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