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Apples latest attempt to bury the battery so deep in the innards of their latest anti-consumer piece of shit that you'll never get it out on your own... which is good for them, because now they can gouge you for a battery replacement, which is conveniently close to the price of a replacement player. You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut. The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".
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