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Step 1: Drop a deuce. Step 2: Tear off enough toilet paper from the roll to sufficiently clean yourself and set aside. Step 3: Pull a large portion of toilet paper from the roll without removing it. Step 4: Use this portion for the initial wipe to achieve maximum effectiveness. Step 5: Rewind the used portion into the roll and finish your wipe with reserves toilet paper. Step 6: Bait the trap and enjoy! Notes: Use in conjuction with The Upperdecker to achieve maximum lethality. Step 4: Rewind the used portion into the roll
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