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Step 1: Find someone you despise Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep Step 3: Find Q-tip Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit
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